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I've been more than a little quiet online for the past couple of years.
I know that, and I'm not sorry. It wasn't an accident, and it wasn't random.
Let's not dwell on the past, let's look at how we're going to proceed together.

MY MODUS OPERANDI: to present my thoughts, my w...

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I Asked, You Responded

I like to occasionally ask a question that makes people think... if they deem the question worthy, they will write me an email with their response.


Those questions and answers will be published in this post on an ongoing basis as of today.
Featuring the newest responses and the newest questions at the top.

One day, maybe I'll compile all of these int...

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